ae saala................roj roj daaru jamta nahin hai.........

aaj beer hi sahi!!!!!!!!

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?They're there for those who don't drink.

Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?He didn't know which "one" came first...

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M a software buddy.......
so much work in the office!!!!!!

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate."Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "Aah, Sardarji have read in newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth is a Chinese."

QUESTION-----WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SECRETARY & PRIVATE SECRETARY????ANSWER-----SECRETARY IS THE ONE WHO SAYS GOOD MORNING SIR. WHEREAS PVT.SECRETARY IS THE ONE WHO SAYS ITS MORNING SIR......

Once many people from around the world were invited at Queen Victoria's residence for lunch.Many Indian Queens like Gunjan Tripathi and many of their slaves like adwitya were there.AT the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked will be asked in a poetic way. There was a sardar also. A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon, please pass the spoon".Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a simile for custard but couldn't find one. In the end he said to his partner "you basturd, pass the custard".

Great man.............

This is how one becomes the Richest man............

The IB, CBI and the Delhi Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch.The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.The Delhi Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!