Jul 16, 2006

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:==================================================== To: My Loving WifeSubject: I've Reached Date: 29 Dec 2005I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.Regards, Your Loving Husband
It's a diploma..........An old lady is pushing a pram with her grandchild in it at the
Every time she puts an item in the trolley she says: "Here's a little
something for you Diploma".
The shopkeeper who was watching her all the while, finally asks her why
she calls her grandchild "Diploma".
The old woman replies: "Because I sent my daughter to university and
this is what she came with..."