If the Titanic was made in India ........................................


1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship


2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of coursesinging in the rain


3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"


4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip


5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero alesson


6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.And last but not least


7) Mallika sherawat would b the only one to survive because of .........no weight of the dresses!!!!!

So learn how to survive!!!!!

ENJOY WITH LALOO................

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ?
par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya ,
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen hoo
ur requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .